Thursday, November 4, 2010
Marketers Eat Their Young
Twitter is a haven for marketers. One could almost say Twitter is their intranet. Since I am the curious type, I have sat through many web conferences on every manner of marketing, sales and public relations. This free education has been quite eye opening and has led me to hours more of independent study. Since I have had no intention of going into marketing, my interest is that of a consumer seeking to understand how I am being targeted and moulded. Admittedly, the former Consumer Advocate in me likely colours the way I absorb this material I am learning.
One big buzz word in marketing, for over a year, has been “branding.” The concept has been around for much longer but the drive to make companies, large and small, understand they need to brand themselves carefully and correctly (and therefore hire someone to do it) has recently been hyped relentlessly. Hundreds of thousands of gurus on the web can show you precisely how to do so, for a fee. Some of these gurus have advanced education, some have “certification” from a conference and some gurus have nothing more than a series of affiliate links and some snake oil. I pity the small to mid sized business owner who does not know enough to tell the difference between them.
Branding IS important but much is changing quickly. The addition of real time communication via the internet raises exposure and concerns that have never existed before. Consumers love real time, open communication because it gets results from businesses. Businesses should like it because, if they have a good product or service, they get free buzz from happy customers. A good company that learns to stay on top of real time consumer feedback almost doesn’t need help with marketing, does it? That is not to say they may not need training in how to best handle real time consumer feedback without getting burned but traditional marketing?
Who is driving the demand for branding campaigns? Most customers could not give a hoot if someone changes their image as long as they can still find the product, the product is still worthy of buying and they don’t look stupid using it. One company recently tried to rebrand itself and quickly reverted back to their old image because of hoopla on the internet. The consumers I know were unaware or saw it and did not care. The hoopla I saw was from marketers. They tweeted and blogged for two weeks about this incredible affront to an icon. Silly.
On Twitter I recently asked,
“Is it really "the customer" influencing brand (i.e. XXX) when the uproar comes from a bunch of marketers on Twitter & blogs?”
I follow many top marketers but received no response. I really wanted to know. Since I received no answer I started wondering why marketers would attempt to influence a brand if it weren’t their brand and that, of course, led me to the playground because the human race has never left there. And then I felt very naïve. Of course! It was not those other marketers’ toy so they hated it. I certainly don’t envy that advertising firm for having that lesson play out.
So where does it go from here? It is a much larger playground now with real time feedback. I wonder who the brands will listen to. Their customers, who are the life blood of their business? Or the marketers who know better than the petty customer what the customer really wants? And if the brand listens to the later, how much embarrassment can they take for not choosing the Mercedes of advertising? If they can’t afford to pay for someone who is unassailable, will they perish or just give up with traditional marketing all together?
(The author did not study marketing in college. She has never pretended to be a marketer. She still doesn't.)
Photograph used under creative commons license from Chuck “The Caveman” Coker of Flickr
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Here Is My Link
Dear Guru SEO Affiliate Marketing Expert Designer Person,
You sent me a link so I thought it would be rude of me to not send my own. I'm fully aware you won't read this because you don't have any more time to read unsolicited material from a stranger than I do. Still, my Mama raised me to be polite so I'm taking time from my busy day to write this to you.
I would hate for you to think sending out that link was a waste of time for the computer program you used to generate it so I want to reassure you; I know exactly what your link says. It tells me how wonderful you are and details the myriad accomplishments you have achieved to make you the best there is at what you do. If I stick with you, I am certainly going to achieve unimaginable heights. All I have to do is purchase and read your e-book, listen to your recording, attend your workshop, hire your company and follow all your instructions implicitly. This is the opportunity of a lifetime. I am sure to succeed and if by chance I don’t, it is because I don’t know how to follow directions. It has nothing to do with you since your plan is fool proof and is the reason you are so wildly accomplished.
You can’t imagine how pleased I am that YOU, out of the kindness of your heart, have chosen ME to share your success with. I don't know what it is that made you single me out but I am grateful beyond my ability to express it. I am also humbled because unlike you, I have nothing to sell. Sure, I have causes I champion and sometimes I ask for donations or support for those causes but you can feel free to disregard any of those causes you don't personally feel passion for. I certainly will never direct message you with anything like that because I know you are a busy, busy person and frankly, those messages can be intrusive.
I hope, in return for your largesse, you allow me to be of any assistance I can to you. I know it is unlikely I have anything you could possibly need but I just wanted to put the offer out there. I've been doing a great deal of listening and learning about this new media thing and I am happy to help anyone who asks. I don't have an e-book or product like that because I like to keep things on a more personal, one-on-one basis. I also don't have any mechanism to charge you for my assistance but that hasn't been a problem in the past. Heck, it works out better for you that way because whatever I give for free is valueless and you don't have to feel any obligation toward me.
Thank you for reaching out to me and sharing your specialness. I look forward to our long and fruitful relationship.
Sincerely,
Little Ole Me
(Graphic courtesy of Rhonda Hitchcock)
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